A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What is brown and sticky?

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Anti Joke

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