What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

25

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Patrick is gay

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Anne Frank.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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