Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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666

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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