There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Women's rights.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Rebecca Black

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

My mom.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Anti Joke

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