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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

obama is a good president

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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