Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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"Hello." "Hi."

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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toast points

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