What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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:-)book

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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