- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A baby seal walks into a club...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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