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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

dog

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

dog

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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