So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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George W. Bush

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