Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Women's sports.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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