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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What is worse

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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