- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

Women's rights.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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