so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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cot!

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I can Nazi

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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