why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Poop

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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