What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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