Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Yeah right loser!

Hello

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

hey bill!

How much is an abortion? A life

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Busted? What the hell is going on?

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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