2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Hellen Keller

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Rebecca Black

Women"s Rights

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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