- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

i hate you.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

The Charlotte bobcats.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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