- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

planking.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Chayton

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

dog

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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