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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

World peace

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

what do you call a black man named mike

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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