- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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