Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Pickles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Your mum is dead

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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I'm Jewish

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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