- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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