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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

penis that is all

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

My mom just died....

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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