Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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c+t+c?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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You smell bad? Cool.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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