- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

what did the black women name her child jamaal

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the dog die? He was old

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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