Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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