Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

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