roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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