- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

a black man pays his child support

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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