- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Tilt your screen back .

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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