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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What does? 42

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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