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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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