- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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