- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Tilt your screen back .

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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