How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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