Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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