a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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