- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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