Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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