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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The american education system.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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