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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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