Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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