- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

This is an anti-joke.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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