- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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