- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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