It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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