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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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