- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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