Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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