knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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