Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Come in

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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