What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Granny porn!

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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