Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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