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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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