Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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