- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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